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Posted by Agnes Regina

This one was too good to pass up.

The Perfect Worker

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classified as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.


That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered

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Not sure why I thought of DA when I read this... =P

February 28, 2010 at 12:56 PM

thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

February 28, 2010 at 2:47 PM

btw i like the new template this is my fave so far

February 28, 2010 at 2:47 PM

lol, Jude, - I dunno!

Bubble - yeah, I agree!

February 28, 2010 at 5:23 PM

Sheer brilliance!! If I become SGA President, I promise I'll post that on the office bulletin board.

March 8, 2010 at 5:14 PM

feel free! :)

March 12, 2010 at 9:42 PM

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