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Posted by Agnes Regina

This hilarious joke was forwarded to me in an email. Enjoy!

Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.......

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree.





Ees a ham bush...."

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January 13, 2010 at 11:56 PM

Perfectly told; I'd totally forgotten that one!

January 14, 2010 at 6:11 AM

many thanks - it's not my version, I simply copied it from the email, but I cracked up so much when I read it that I had to share it with all of you.

As St. Iñigo Loyola said, "laugh and grow strong!"

January 14, 2010 at 11:37 AM

Holy cow, I DIED!!! that is hillarious!

February 8, 2010 at 5:46 PM

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