A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
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Poor hen-pecked husbands...
LOL... well, ya know the old saying?
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn'd."
o.0 oh.... I thought it was: hell knows no Wrath like a Woman's Fury...
or Hell knows no fury like a woman's scorn.....
hmmm I've been wrongly right this whole time.....
lol... yep. It means a Fury in the sense of the Greek Furies -- look them up.
The funny thing about grecoroman furies is their Greek names.
Erinyes has a connotation of Eris (quarrel, disunion), but they also got the name Eumenides (well-meaning).
I know about the Furies, if there is one thing I'm well read up in it is Greek mythology.
that is interesting! lol! I never knew that's what it meant, or was referring too!
Well, it's an interesting thought. I suppose they were Eu-menides because they meant well in the sense that they did the will of the gods and were always just, though their punishments sure went to the extreme! lol...
They were renamed Eumenides in order not to offend them ... confer other renomenclatures, perhaps.